Kiss our Tiara
Monday, March 06, 2006
Our man of the month is not cooperating. Apparently, those questions take thought. But alas, we ladies have something else on our minds...
The Inability of Men to Pony Up and Ask Girls for Phone Numbers.
Some of our lesser refined counterparts don't bat an eyelash when it comes to giving out their phone number. We divas operate under a different set of guidelines...
When divas bat an eyelash, it is a direct signal for a man to ASK for a number. We shall not serve our digits up on a hors d'oeuvre platter to be passed around the party, our number is more like a Dom Perignon- only to be shared with those special individuals.
When a male gives a diva his phone number, rest assured the diva will not call. Simply because it is not our job to make the first, and generally akward, phone call. This falls under the category of things a gentleman should do. (While we are on this topic, gentlemen need to understand that there is a list of jobs that they need to do. This will be printed for all eyes to see on Wednesday)
But alas, back to the discussion of phone numbers. Gentlemen, what are we going to have to do to make you understand? Remember the proberb that your mother taught you...
Ask and you shall recieve. **Unless, of course, you are not worthy.**
The Inability of Men to Pony Up and Ask Girls for Phone Numbers.
Some of our lesser refined counterparts don't bat an eyelash when it comes to giving out their phone number. We divas operate under a different set of guidelines...
When divas bat an eyelash, it is a direct signal for a man to ASK for a number. We shall not serve our digits up on a hors d'oeuvre platter to be passed around the party, our number is more like a Dom Perignon- only to be shared with those special individuals.
When a male gives a diva his phone number, rest assured the diva will not call. Simply because it is not our job to make the first, and generally akward, phone call. This falls under the category of things a gentleman should do. (While we are on this topic, gentlemen need to understand that there is a list of jobs that they need to do. This will be printed for all eyes to see on Wednesday)
But alas, back to the discussion of phone numbers. Gentlemen, what are we going to have to do to make you understand? Remember the proberb that your mother taught you...
Ask and you shall recieve. **Unless, of course, you are not worthy.**
